once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess will you marry me? the princess said NO and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big tittied bitches and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and captain morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ….. The end
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